From A KcB Reader:My Boyfriend Insulted Me Dis Morning

I saw this message and it really cracked me up...Join me.lol


My boyfriend insulted me dis morning that I can't make common pap. I got intimidated and made a bet with him that I can even do it more than him haba! wat sef! Dis boy own don too much sef!

Anyway, now I'm in the market shopping for the ingredients to prove I can make pap. I have bought crayfish, pepper, onions, corn, garlic, ginger, nutmeg, and some other ingredients for the akamu. But my mind keeps telling me I'm missing something.

Please, guys/ladies, help me small... Which ingredient I never buy?? abeg!