How Hot Oil Almost Got Me Blind ooo

I know you guys would be wondering WTF is really wrong with this guy and would be asking more questions like is this dude ok? where has he been? Why hasnt he been posting on this blog?
I am really sorry for maybe putting you guys through the stress of thinking much. But the thing there is that i havent been so fine and strong for the past few days coupled with Muna Obiekwe's death news.
Guess i am still morning him. I really loved that guy *NO HOMO* and the worst happened to me on sunday evening while i was frying egg to get my noodles the right path. And guess what!!! Guess na... u sef. okay while i was frying the egg and tried to turn it to the other side i had like two splashes of hot oil come to my face, but thank God i dodged the Bigger one but the other was just too fast and before i could know it it was already on my eye. Obviously would be painful but i endured thinking it would just need me to man up and just continue but on Monday it was too bad and i really had to take a chill pill and rest and that waswhy i havent been able to post anything since then, because i know if i had tried getting close to my laptop to type or post anything, i might type upside down or maybe post fake news like " GEJ JUST VISITED KRISCAMDI ON HIS SICK BED" or maybe "BUHARI HAS FINALLY SEEN HIS CERTIFICATE" or more still post stories upside down like "Nadia buhari Just proposed to Jim Iyke" But i really thank God i am better now at least i can type well and be able to give you guys some stuff.  Tahnk I mean soerrey Jeees cant i see my Keyboard well again abi my eyes don they...Thank you guys. Now legooooo to the gist.. Now who missed me and what have i missed?